when u don’t do ur homework
do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you
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why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people
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I wish I was a flower they are pretty and don’t do anything
when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
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"with orders of $50 or more!"
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