Down We Go

Just a girl who lives in her own reality

swolizard:

tangletots:

ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets

this is not the fish fillet I was asking for can I please speak with a manager

swolizard:

tangletots:

ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets

this is not the fish fillet I was asking for can I please speak with a manager

(Source: , via neianickatina)

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

(Source: katorade27, via fuckyeahloldemort)

blshiit:


DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

(via clearlyfruit)

friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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(via fuckyeahloldemort)

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via raisefromabove)

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod, via encourage)


I can show you the world…

I can show you the world

(Source: supkayla, via thatdisneyworldblog)

bosimba:

i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat

(via roaminromans)

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

(via roaminromans)

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

(via roaminromans)