Down We Go

Just a girl who lives in her own reality

ugly:

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

done deal

(via distraction)

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

(via distraction)

robotlynx:

sighnless:

robotlynx:

lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds

then explain this

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

addelburgh:

farewell

addelburgh:

farewell

(via roaminromans)

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones, via distraction)

probablynotinsane:

YALL SOMEONE BROKE INTO THE LOUISVILLE ZOO AND LET OUT A GIRAFFE

probablynotinsane:

YALL SOMEONE BROKE INTO THE LOUISVILLE ZOO AND LET OUT A GIRAFFE

(via legit-humour)

cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

(via legit-humour)

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via legit-humour)

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

(via legit-humour)

awwww-cute:

Took my cat to the Vet

awwww-cute:

Took my cat to the Vet

(via legit-humour)

annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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(via epic-humor)